So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
i came home from college and my cat is pissed
remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break
Isn’t this the same cat who won’t pay rent?
they’re so mad they just
'you leFT and you didn't come bACK'